#233: girls on instagram
95% of them only post their fucking Starbucks or their legs while they’re tanning. No one gives a fuck.
#232: Useless app store updates
What could you possibly need updated flashlight app. Fuck.
#229: Math teachers who take off points for no putting units in the answer
Fuck yourself I still found the derivative of csc(x) at (5pi/3) sorry I forgot to put the unit amongst my genius.
#228: short sleeve over a long sleeve
You look fucking ridiculous you geed
#227: People who pack up early
Take a fucking chill pill, you don’t understand how extremely disrespectful it is.
#226: Kids in lecture who smell like an ash tray
Either his body wash is made by Marlboro or he smoked three packs before class. You are disgusting.
#223: Sharing a blanket with someone you’re sleeping with
The blanket is always too small, and the person seems to always crocodile death roll the blanket and sleep like a fucking rock so you can’t get it back.
#220: Typing in your own password wrong.
You always try and beat your lap times, and nothing is more fucking frustrating then typing it ALL over again.
#219: Itchy beard
Biggest trade off of looking like a fucking boss.
#217: Kids who leave their laundry in the machines
Why don’t I go fuck myself and wear the last thing I have to class today… oh! a long sleeve black t-shirt… IN TUCSON ARIZONA! Fuck you.
#216: Yiu
For some stupid fucking reason “Yiu” is in the auto-correct for my phone. No one is EVER going to type that on purpose. Now everyone thinks I have an asian friend… “Hey will Yiu pick up my backpack?” “Who the fuck is Yiu?”
#215: Forgetting to put on deoderant
Walk out of dorm… realize you did everything but put on deoderant. Split decision to walk all the way back up, or just smell by your afternoon class. But your dorm is sooo far back up the stairs.
#214: When guys hit on a girl’s “from a relationship to single” post.
I know if you liked my ex-girlfriends new found singleness, I’d be pretty fucking upset.
#212: Warm water at drinking fountains
Five games of basketball at the Rec… “Hey guys, I’mma drink some lava real quick!”
#211: Showing up to class sweaty
Hey class full of hot girls my name is sweaty! Nice to never meet you.
